Another 3 Minute Suspension

I effortlessly hanged by the balls for a full three minutes this afternoon.

I set up my new, cheap little camcorder - and it turned itself off after 18 seconds! Useless.

I am going to return this Mustek to the retailer for a £40 refund.

So I'm afraid I cannot take any videos beyond about 40 secs with the Kodak camera :-(

I'll continue to see if i can buy a cheap camcorder - even used; but I don't want to spend a lot of money.

If a pro photographer offered to do it, I'd be willing...

Longest Scrotal Suspension Ever

I broke my own record today: Three minutes of full scrotal suspension. I could have lasted longer, but decided that 3 minutes was enough. If you count the preparation time, gradual lowering etc, it is more than that time, perhaps three and a half.

I have some exciting developments planned too: I have bought an inexpensive digital camcorder, especially for showing me hanging by the balls. I'll have longer time - the routine of undressing, applying talc, the baize cloth etc.

I am also going to try bringing the rope indoors, which is warmer; and suspending from the landing upstairs.

Watch this space!

Tim

Home Safely, Folks!

Hi Folks,

The Mingemasher is back. The balls are well tanned, too. I couldn't wait to start hanging again, so I managed one minute this morning. No difficulty at all; so I should be back to the routine next week.

I want your thoughts, pals: I noticed a neat little digital camcorder called the Mustek DV310, a snip at £39.99.

Reckon it would do the business of amateur footage of my scrotal suspension and longer periods and other exotica?

Let me know...

Tim

In the Canaries for a Fortnight

You won't hear from me for two weeks because I'll be tanning the balls in Fuerteventura; slapping on a half bottle of sun oil on them, lest I can find a horny girl to do it all for me.

I have a swinger couple lined up while I'm there. Not interested in the guy; don't mind though if he sits in the sidelines.

I've hanged by my balls for two whole minutes this afternoon.

They'll be getting a rest till the 25th!

Cheers Tim

Hanging By The Balls Video

Here's my 2nd attempt at being a 30 second movie director; I'll need to point the camera further downwards to the ground but, believe me, I had my hands away. I'm wondering what the best position would be for the camera - front or off-side?

So here it is. The Scrotal Suspension Video, swinging by the balls video or hanging by the balls video. Whichever you prefer:-

At it Again

I hanged freely for over two minutes today. Folks, you'll get the truth from me. Straight. no nonsense.

When the 2 minutes are up, I ease on to the step-ladder and carefully loosen the rope. My balls are not relaxed, if you know what I mean. Afterwards, there is a tingling sensation which gradually disappears. It is gone now. I have sprinkled talc on my balls.

Could I safely suspend for three minutes? I am not completely upside-down: my legs are horizontal or facing downwards. If I raised my head horizontally after two minutes, would that help? I'm thinking of the blood-flow to the brain and all that rot. Surely three minutes would be OK? David Blaine does it for longer upside-down, doesn't he?

I'm going to re-issue my last hanging video for new visitors.

Tim

Any Girls Reading This?

The total number of my Profile views on this blog has shot up gradually to 2,200, so at least some folks out there in the blogosphere are curious.

2,200 is a fair number, considering my blog has only been going for a year, on and off. I must update my profile.

Please, are there any girls/ladies/females reading this and curious? I'd love to hear from you and I'll answer any questions if I can.

Tim