You won't hear from me for two weeks because I'll be tanning the balls in Fuerteventura; slapping on a half bottle of sun oil on them, lest I can find a horny girl to do it all for me.
I have a swinger couple lined up while I'm there. Not interested in the guy; don't mind though if he sits in the sidelines.
I've hanged by my balls for two whole minutes this afternoon.
They'll be getting a rest till the 25th!
Cheers Tim
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