Wooden Block

I'd be keen to acquire a wooden block - similar to Habakuk's - for stretching. The one Habakuk used wasn't big at all, but it looked solid and thick.

Pity B&Q DIY stores didn't sell them in self-assembly packs! I'd need step-by-step directions about the type of wood, dimensions, where to cut it in half, where to drill the holes, what length of bolts and any other specifications.

Any thoughts, anyone? More to the point, any carpenters?

Tim

Six Pack Exercise

Hanging by the balls is a great way of exercising your tummy muscles. It is, for me, at any rate. I managed 90 seconds today. There is always chafing afterwards, so I slap some moisturizer on.

I know I could do more than 90 seconds, were it not for the strain on my stomach muscles; and that is despite being fit with a four-pack at least.

As well as the stretch, one needs to stretch right up to grab the rope at the end, in order to pull my self up and get my feet on the ground.

The Hangman's Tools

OK, so here's the complex technical bit. I know it's sophisticated and terribly expensive but, hey! It's worth it for low-hangers that cover your arse-hole.

Note the quality of the rope; the complicated knot; the snooker baize. Wow!

As if you didn't know, I'm being sarcastic. I wish I had the technical know-how to engineer the likes of what Habakuk has done; the way his set-up spreads the weight evenly. I'm no engineer or plumber.

I did the longest time hanging by the balls 10 minutes ago: almost 90 seconds.

Hi there, folks. Well, it's Saturday afternoon and here's my latest full, hanging by the balls. Just a quick minute, as you do.

If there's anyone out there with lower hangers than me, I'll eat my hat! I must be among the lowest hangers in the world, certainly the lowest in Europe.

I need a professional mag to do a proper job, so please get in touch!

Tim

One Minute Today

The twice-weekly routine continues. I did a full hanging by the balls for over a minute this afternoon.

It's hard to believe I can do this trick. Sometimes I'd like to be a spectator or voyeur and watch myself swinging by my own balls.

Are there no girls following this? Or is it too repulsive for you ladies? You can see the fruits of my endeavours on El Cotillo beach and many females can't take their eyes off my genitals there!

I'm Back!

I couldn't resist doing it again; I must be a low-hanger junkie or something. I was hanging totally by the balls this afternoon for about 50 seconds. It has been awhile since I last did it, but I managed it with some gnashing of teeth and effort!

Hopefully I'll post some more videos soon; and some of my balls really loose too.

4 Inch Ball Stretcher

Here's one I took last night. It's a 4 inch ball stretcher. I don't find them very comfortable. I also have a neoprene one, but it isn't rigid enough to contain my balls of steel! They slip out.

It took me a while to manage all four snap buttons, but I did it last night; and now I have sore fingers!