Fantasizing

My fantasy would be for a gang of nymphomaniac young females to seduce me from a beach, into the woods, and hang me by the balls.

They'd take it in turns to suck my genitals until orgasm.

Al Fresco

I'm going to take my tackle - rope and baize - out into the country this summer (if we get a summer in Northern Ireland!) and into the middle of some forest or woods. I'll attach the rope to a sturdy branch, position the tripod and camera, and perform.

For my diminutive, pint-size physique, could I have the lowest hanging balls in Northern Ireland? Who knows...

The last time I was in Amsterdam, at the Showboat, a lady grabbed my balls and tried to put them in her mouth (which she couldn't manage). She had to suck one at a time.

Lowest hanging balls. They cannot believe it. I'm too coy to boast openly about it. The Ultimate Stretch.

First Video

It's a start. I'm no Chubby Broccoli. This is the 30 secs from my camera. I'll try to do the preliminaries first, the next time!

80 Seconds

I was going to give it a rest today - or my balls at least - however, the obsession got the better of me. I brought my camera and used the wristband to hold it.

When I began to take the strain, leaning backwards, the camera slid off and hit the ground causing a bit of plastic to come unstuck. It's practically impossible to take photographs when you're concentrating on the Stretch. I need someone to take the photos.

I did 80 seconds today. My balls, when loose, are hanging below my cock now. I must take a snap of that some time.

Photo Impossible

I tried taking a photo again today, by setting up the tripod and aiming it at a mirror. It's practically impossible to do, whilst positioning myself to swing.

I really do require a photographer, amateur or otherwise, who shan't be offended by a man hanging by his balls!

Still, I did another minute or so today. I've noticed them getting more leathery in places, just as Habakuk said.

Getting Easier

I'm swinging freely by my balls daily now, for a whole minute. It's getting less hard; still intense, mind you.

I tried taking a photo today, but it's hit and miss trying to do it myself.

I'm going to try using the tripod again tomorrow, pointing at the mirror.

Steady Progress

I've been hanging by my balls, literally, for about 30 seconds a day since Wednesday. I can hang with one hand on my balls and the rope above for about a minute; or with my legs pushing against the wall.

The stretching is hard on my ball sac; it sometimes causes the skin to become chafed by the friction of the rope, so it roughens a bit. However, you must persevere and it gradually becomes tougher and can take 9 stone!

By the way, my balls still contract and shrivel when they are cold. It is only when they are warm and loose that they hang really low.

Just being honest...