Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Bigger Pants

One thing I've had to do, since my balls have become longer, has been to wear longer boxer pants. My cock and balls just hang below the other pants, which defeats the whole purpose of wearing underwear!

I did a stretch today for about a minute, 30 secs without any hands at all.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Almost Castrated!

I was at my ball-stretching session today for about a minute when disaster occurred: the rope slipped and one ball came out of the rope. Fortunately the other ball slipped through and I got away with it landing unceremoniously on the ground. There was a slight ache, as if I'd been kicked in the balls. Tolerable.

I've been doing it for a year now ans this has never happened; I was trying to take a photo and my balls were a bit taut when I attached the rope - not loose. I blame that, and the baize wasn't tight enough too.

Hopefully it'll be business as usual tomorrow.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Success!

I've finally managed it. It isn't easy when you only have a crude rope and plenty of baize. The weight is unevenly distributed.

I have finally devised a way of doing it, though: I hold my scrotum, or the stretched skin below it, with both hands and this seems to take the strain better. I do not hold or touch the rope; in other words, my balls are taking all my body weight.

This is the second time I've done it this way. I can hang by my balls, literally, like this for over a minute.

I'll try and take a photo with flash and using a mirror; I'd really need a professional shoot, though. If V is sober, I'll try her again.

It's a great feeling, the intensity of it and knowing that a man's balls cannot be stretched any further - it's the ultimate.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

For The Ladies

I'll tell you one thing about very low hangers: it brings a smile to the ladies' faces on the beach!

When I holidayed at Jandia, Fuerteventura, recently I was on a naturist beach standing at the sea and two girls passed me, both wearing sunglasses. One of them was looking in my direction with a big grin.

Many females just can't take their eyes off big male genitals.

I love it.

Habakuk

You never know who is genuine on the webosphere and who isn't!

I'd like to get in touch with the genuine, South African Habakuk, ball-stretcher extraordinaire.

Back Again

Truly sorry. I suppose you thought I'd hanged myself!

I'm still at it; it's just that I can't take photos, easily. I brought V over a few months ago and that was a massive mistake, because she was sozzled. She even dropped my camera. I'll try her again soon.

If anyone else in Belfast could do it, or would pay my fare to go to a studio in London, I'd consider that.

I've been doing scrotal suspension daily now for about a year, except when I'm away from home. I usually do it with a rope suspended from the attic ladder. I can hold my balls with two hands whilst suspended from the rope; that works OK.

I'd still prefer something like the mechanism Habakuk uses, but I'm no plumber or engineer!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Hanging By The Balls Video #2

Here's my 2nd attempt at being a 30 second movie director; I'll need to point the camera further downwards to the ground but, believe me, I had my hands away. I'm wondering what the best position would be for the camera - front or off-side?

So here it is. The Scrotal Suspension Video, swinging by the balls video or hanging by the balls video. Whichever you prefer:-