For The Ladies

I'll tell you one thing about very low hangers: it brings a smile to the ladies' faces on the beach!

When I holidayed at Jandia, Fuerteventura, recently I was on a naturist beach standing at the sea and two girls passed me, both wearing sunglasses. One of them was looking in my direction with a big grin.

Many females just can't take their eyes off big male genitals.

I love it.

Habakuk

You never know who is genuine on the webosphere and who isn't!

I'd like to get in touch with the genuine, South African Habakuk, ball-stretcher extraordinaire.

Back Again

Truly sorry. I suppose you thought I'd hanged myself!

I'm still at it; it's just that I can't take photos, easily. I brought V over a few months ago and that was a massive mistake, because she was sozzled. She even dropped my camera. I'll try her again soon.

If anyone else in Belfast could do it, or would pay my fare to go to a studio in London, I'd consider that.

I've been doing scrotal suspension daily now for about a year, except when I'm away from home. I usually do it with a rope suspended from the attic ladder. I can hold my balls with two hands whilst suspended from the rope; that works OK.

I'd still prefer something like the mechanism Habakuk uses, but I'm no plumber or engineer!

Hanging By The Balls Video #2

Here's my 2nd attempt at being a 30 second movie director; I'll need to point the camera further downwards to the ground but, believe me, I had my hands away. I'm wondering what the best position would be for the camera - front or off-side?

So here it is. The Scrotal Suspension Video, swinging by the balls video or hanging by the balls video. Whichever you prefer:-

New Photos

As I said, it's very tricky to obtain pictures by myself. I cannot get far enough away to do it justice. Believe me, I am suspended by my balls on these two photos.

I'm nowhere close to the mighty Habakuk; I'm lighter than him, so my balls take about 123lbs of weight. I can manage it for almost a minute. It isn't the pain or my balls which prevent me from longer suspension, it is the effort of my stomach keeping me up!

Photo Difficulty

I brought along my inebriate friend, Vee, yesterday to take photos of me hanging by the balls. Big mistake. She was so sozzled that she couldn't even hold the camera properly; she staggered and fell to the ground!

I have a problem taking good photos. My camera has a self-timer, but it still needs to be at arm's length so it's impossible to get a full body pic. Nevertheless, I'll try again myself.

I'd prefer a female who's into low-hangers to take the photos; or an adult magazine. I'm open to offers...

Back In Action Again

Cordial apologies about the lengthy period of absence from my blog. I imagine you thought I'd been hanged - by the balls! The simple truth is that I just ceased blogging. I'm still practising ball-hanging; and it is improving.

I'll be publishing new pictures of myself hanging by my balls or, to give it a more technical term, scrotal suspension.

By the way, I welcome feedback from those who are interested. Please feel free to ask any questions - no matter how trivial. For instance, by balls still shrivel and contract like most men's when I am cold. It is a different story when they are "loose" of course.