No Camcorder

Bad news, I'm afraid: this blog is only capable of uploading the following - We accept AVI, MPEG, QuickTime, Real, and Windows Media, 100 MB maximum size. That's pretty useless.

I suppose, if I had a camcorder, I could upload to a website like TnAflix or Pornhub. I sent the Flip camcorder back.

So presently it is the Kodak c310 with a 40 second video capacity, barely long enough for me to set myself up!

If there are any folks near Belfast who could video me, I'd consider it.

Meantime I suspended by the balls for 3 minutes yesterday.

Horny Belfast Girls Sought

I am one horny devil. I'm not called the Mingemasher for nothing, you know. I devour tasty pussy, the creamier, the better. My appetite is insatiable, though. Don't worry, girls, I'm single.

I had a chat with someone from the leisure centre today and he told me about a lady in Dunmurry who might wish to contact me. If so, my email address is swingingbytheballs@mail.com

Get in touch, girl, and let me lick it out well and good!

I'm hoping my camcorder arrives tomorrow or Monday. I've moved the suspension apparatus upstairs at the landing, so we'll see how that works...

Your pal,

Tim

Ruddy Freezing!

That confounded garage of ours is freezing, the outside temperature being 6c or 48 f.

Still, I got the noose round my balls and forcibly suspended from them for 2 minutes today.

BREAKING NEWS:

I've just bought a Flip Mino HD camcorder for £120 - and I hope you lot appreciate it! Any contributions shall be gratefully received. :-)

It can take over an hour of video on a tripod and it's quite good on low-light conditions, too.

I got it on Amazon, so it should arrive soon.

Your fellow- stretcher,

Tim

Another 3 Minute Suspension

I effortlessly hanged by the balls for a full three minutes this afternoon.

I set up my new, cheap little camcorder - and it turned itself off after 18 seconds! Useless.

I am going to return this Mustek to the retailer for a £40 refund.

So I'm afraid I cannot take any videos beyond about 40 secs with the Kodak camera :-(

I'll continue to see if i can buy a cheap camcorder - even used; but I don't want to spend a lot of money.

If a pro photographer offered to do it, I'd be willing...

Longest Scrotal Suspension Ever

I broke my own record today: Three minutes of full scrotal suspension. I could have lasted longer, but decided that 3 minutes was enough. If you count the preparation time, gradual lowering etc, it is more than that time, perhaps three and a half.

I have some exciting developments planned too: I have bought an inexpensive digital camcorder, especially for showing me hanging by the balls. I'll have longer time - the routine of undressing, applying talc, the baize cloth etc.

I am also going to try bringing the rope indoors, which is warmer; and suspending from the landing upstairs.

Watch this space!

Tim